...other than describing what I'm doing right now, the title of this journal doesn't really have much to do with what I'm going to say.  XD

First of all, didn't get into ... which is neither surprising nor devastating.  The plot looked like so much fun to be in, but in the end it was such a last minute decision and entry by me, and it was and would have been much more work than any other OCT I'm already doing... partially because I wanted to go full color, and also because I was attempting to re-learn how to use Photoshop... which my trial version is just about to run out on.  XP  So it's all good.  I gotta start writing my entry for ... then I'll be off the hook again.

Anyway, onto the main topic of this meme.  Once again, I have stolen a meme from ... but it's not just any meme, it's... THE MOST RACIST MEME IN THE WORLD!!!  XD  But it's all in good fun, so nobody take offense, okay?  Here we go...

THE NATIONALITY MEME

?? B R I T I S H ??

[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ]It's football... not soccer.

Total: 4


?? A U S T R A L I A N ??

[X] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[X] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 6


?? I T A L I A N ??

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghettiPASTA is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 4


?? S P A N I S H ??

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 2

?? R U S S I A N ??

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.  (...this is not a Russian attribute.  A Russian attribute is never getting cold.)
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (...derp?)

Total: 5

?? I R I S H ??
[X] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the colour green.
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.

Total: 5


?? A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ??

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[X] You can sing gospel.

Total: 5


?? A S I A N ??

[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3


?? G E R M A N ??

[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[X] You went to Pre-school
[X] You're over 5'2".

Total: 6


?? C A N A D I A N ??

[X] You like/play/played hockey.
[X] You love beer.
[ ] You say "eh".
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 2


?? A M E R I C A N ??

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[X] But love death penalty.
[X] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased. (biased, no... racist FUCK YES)


Total: 4


?? B E L G I A N ??

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[X] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[X] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (the American football team DOES suck... alot.)
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 6

?? D U T C H ??

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[X] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[X] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (but that's not the type of coffee shop I go to...)
[X] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handi-work projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 5


?? A R A B ??

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "Engleezy" instead of "English".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[X] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[X] You dislike reading.

Total: 2

Australian/German/Belgian - DERP?!  The only one of those things I actually am is German... << wierd.