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OH THE SHAME

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Decided to leave my responses to the awesome :iconangellust155:'s journal.  These are my responses to her questions... after which I will list ten new questions to which everyone who feels like it should respond in their own journals (subsequently writing ten more new questions of their own, etc. etc. etc.).  So yeah.  Here we go.

1. Favourite singer of all time!  Heather Dale.  Because she needs more love.  Go check her out on youtube right now.  For a wide selection of her style and representative pieces from each album, I would suggest Bow to the Crown, Mordred's Lullaby, Crashing Down, Road to Santiago, The Maiden and the Selkie, and Mountain.

2. Favourite childhood memory!  The first time I saw the ocean (sadly, in New Jersey)... it blew my freaking 5-year-old mind and I've been drawn to it ever since.

3. If you could be an animal, which animal would you be?  Cat.  No question.  

4. Favourite movie/s?  TRON.  Both of them.  Sunshine would be a close second, because it also needs more love.

5. Favourite cat video on youtube!  XD this question... well, you can't beat Maru!  

6. Favourite pairing if have one!  SO.  DAMN.  MANY.  I'll list one from all my main fandoms (relax, there's not that many) because if I don't I'll feel bad leaving somebody out... so... FFVII - Vincent/Cloud (this one reigns supreme above all my other pairings), KH - Aqua/Terra (THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES, HET.  EAT IT.), TRON - Flynn/RAM (yeah, I went there...), and from the recently rediscovered YuGiOh - Thiefshipping (yeah, I'm one of those... ironically, however, I got into it way before I ever watched YGOTAS, so TAKE THAT!).

7. Favourite book series!  I don't read.  Really.  It's actually sad.  I'd have to go with Lord of the Rings, 'cause that's my roots... but if you want a book series I've actually read sometime in the last two years, then I'll say Zombie Survival Guide/World War Z.  I can already prematurely feel everyone rolling their eyes... but if you think the first one is silly, only read the 'recorded attacks' section at the end, or skip the whole thing entirely and go read World War Z.  That's gonna become a modern sci-fi/horror classic, mark my words.

8. Any tattoo's or piercings? If so what/where are they and how many?  Pierced ears... and on my left ankle, a stylized version of the meteor symbol from the FFVII box cover so that the tail looks more like a wing and less just like a fading color streak, and the roman numerals for fifteen (XV) inside the ball.  People ask me all the time why XV (and the more savvy ones get extra confused and ask me why XV inside the symbol for VII)... the answer is too long to fully explain, but let's just say that there are many reasons why those letters/the number fifteen are significant to me, probably greatest among which would be the fact that XV are the initials for one possible way I could write my name, and fifteen was a real lynchpin year in my life which I will never forget.

9. Favourite activity!  I would feel so lame saying videogames... so I'm going to say medieval reenactment.  From the full-armor fighting, to the singing around campfires, to the authentic Turkish coffeeshops, I love it all.

10. You get three wishes. GO!  I'm ignoring altruism for this one, because if this could really happen without consequences, I would hope that everybody would answer this question the same way - something like 'world peace' and 'end world hunger' and 'cure all known disease' - but then everybody would have boring answers... so here are my selfish wishes:  I have a list of names on a paper somewhere of people who need to suffer truly excruciating deaths.  I would love an unlimited supply of money (which I would probably use to buy all my family nice houses, decent cars, pay off my student loans, etc).  I would wish for immortality... just to see what happens in the world in a few hundred years.  Also, I'd like to point out, the first two wishes I had could concievably be used to do all sorts of globally good things like depose of brutal dictators and end hunger and stuff... so it's all good.


Anyway, my questions for all of you...

1) favorite deadly sin?

2) favorite rider of the apocalypse?

3) favorite religious text?

4) favorite board game or card game? (if you say Magic: The Gathering, you are dead to me)

5) favorite webcomic?

6) favorite musicvideo? (of any kind... professional or fanmade, unknown songs or famous ones, video or animated, original or AMV)  post links!

7) best cupcake you ever ate... or, if you've never eaten a cupcake (I pity you), best dessert of any kind... describe it in food-porn level detail.

8) are you one of those people who can't stand the 'taste' of plain water?  (I will try not to judge)

9) videogame you would most like to see remade with updated graphics... if you don't have a videogame, list a movie or TV show.

10) do you roleplay?  (in any way, online over instant messengers, online in forums, during sex, LARPs, RPGs... also, we should talk.  :D )

Leave a comment if you decide to answer my questions.  XP
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...other than describing what I'm doing right now, the title of this journal doesn't really have much to do with what I'm going to say.  XD

First of all, didn't get into :iconink-oct:... which is neither surprising nor devastating.  The plot looked like so much fun to be in, but in the end it was such a last minute decision and entry by me, and it was and would have been much more work than any other OCT I'm already doing... partially because I wanted to go full color, and also because I was attempting to re-learn how to use Photoshop... which my trial version is just about to run out on.  XP  So it's all good.  I gotta start writing my entry for :icontbos-oct:... then I'll be off the hook again.

Anyway, onto the main topic of this meme.  Once again, I have stolen a meme from :iconnoodlesqueen:... but it's not just any meme, it's... THE MOST RACIST MEME IN THE WORLD!!!  XD  But it's all in good fun, so nobody take offense, okay?  Here we go...

THE NATIONALITY MEME

?? B R I T I S H ??

[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ]It's football... not soccer.

Total: 4


?? A U S T R A L I A N ??

[X] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[X] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 6


?? I T A L I A N ??

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghettiPASTA is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 4


?? S P A N I S H ??

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 2

?? R U S S I A N ??

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.  (...this is not a Russian attribute.  A Russian attribute is never getting cold.)
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (...derp?)

Total: 5

?? I R I S H ??
[X] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the colour green.
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.

Total: 5


?? A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ??

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[X] You can sing gospel.

Total: 5


?? A S I A N ??

[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3


?? G E R M A N ??

[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[X] You went to Pre-school
[X] You're over 5'2".

Total: 6


?? C A N A D I A N ??

[X] You like/play/played hockey.
[X] You love beer.
[ ] You say "eh".
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 2


?? A M E R I C A N ??

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[X] But love death penalty.
[X] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased. (biased, no... racist FUCK YES)


Total: 4


?? B E L G I A N ??

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[X] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[X] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (the American football team DOES suck... alot.)
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 6

?? D U T C H ??

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[X] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[X] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (but that's not the type of coffee shop I go to...)
[X] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handi-work projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 5


?? A R A B ??

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "Engleezy" instead of "English".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[X] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[X] You dislike reading.

Total: 2

Australian/German/Belgian - DERP?!  The only one of those things I actually am is German... << wierd.
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meme time again

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This is the last thing I should be doing right now... -_- There's like a million things I have to do right now.  My room is still a disaster zone, remaining untidied since last semester of college AND my return from Japan...  I have to fix up my various clothes and armors, not to mention attend a good dozen practices and events leading up to my big two week medieval reenactment thingie at the end of the summer.  On top of that, I'm currently in the process of switching from a job I hate to a job I love for the rest of the summer... and I really need to be researching grad schools.  But even with all of this, here's what's got me mosed overwhelmed... yesterday I completed my audition for :iconink-oct: yesterday, but haven't posted it yet... and here's why.  Also yesterday, I found out that I made it into round 1 of :icontbos-oct:, which I was honestly not expecting.  Currently, I've already completed my round 1 entry for :iconspeechless-oct:... now, two OCTs I think I can manage... but three?  The trouble is, I don't know yet if I'll even get into :iconink-oct:... and I could always be eliminated from one of the other two early.  I mean... I'm still gonna audition... my entry's done already, so there's no point in not... but just the thought of being in all three... @_@ Anyway... here was what I did to take my mind off of it for a while.

—MY BOY SIDE—-
[X] You love hoodies. (ashamed to admit)
[ ] You love jeans. (they're okay, but I'm still getting used to wearing pants again XP)
[ ] Dogs are better than cats. (NEVER!!!)
[X] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[X] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own a car racing game.
[X] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid. (hells yeah)
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[X] You owned a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega. (DS, though not by choice... PS2... AND Sega, which was the best of the lot)
[X] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.  (Power Rangers Lost Galaxy FTW)
[X] You have watched sports on TV.  (usually either not by choice or just during the Olympics)
[X] Gory movies are cool. (hells yeah)
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.  (XP I don't need anyone's advice)
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You used to collect hockey cards.
[ ] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.  (comfortable?  yes.  cool?  no.)
[ ] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun
[ ] You talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] You sleep with your socks on at night.
[ ] You have fished at least once

TOTAL : 10

—-MY GIRL SIDE—-
[ ] You love to shop.
[X] You wear eyeliner
[ ] You wear the color pink. (NEVER!!!)
[ ] You go to your mom to talk.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.  (WTF?  How is this not girly?  Like 90% of all goths are girls.)
[ ] You like going to the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[X] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook.
[X] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don’t like the movie Star Wars.  (nobody in their right mind doesn't like Star Wars)
[ ] You are/were in gymnastics
[X] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up (it takes me like 45 minutes to shower and like 15 minutes to do the rest)
[X] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (NOT ANYMORE!  HAHAHAAHA.)
[X] You care about what you look like.
[X] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing high heel shoes.
[X] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You like putting make-up on others.
[ ] You like being the star of everything.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.

TOTAL : 8

Appearance •

[ ] I am shorter than 5′5″. (NOT ANYMORE!  HAHAHAHA!)
[X] I have many scars. (hot glue gone wrong)
[X] I tan/ burn easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different colour.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
[X] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I’ve had/have braces.
[X] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than two piercings.
[ ] I have / had piercings in places besides my ears.

• Embarrassment •

[ ] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
[X] Disney movies still make me cry.
[X] I’ve snorted while laughing.
[X] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
[ ] I’ve glued my hand to something.
[ ] I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[ ] I’ve had my pants rip in public.

• Health •

[ ] I’ve gotten stitches.
[ ] Broken a bone.
[ ] I’ve had my tonsils removed.
[X] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
[ ] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I’ve had serious surgery.
[ ] I’ve had chicken pox.

• Traveling •

[X] I’ve driven / ridden over 200 miles in one day.
[X] I’ve been on a plane.
[X] I’ve been to Canada.
[ ] I’ve been to Cuba.
[X] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I’ve been to Ottawa.
[ ] I’ve gone to Sudbury.
[ ] I’ve been to the Caribbean.
[ ] I’ve been to Europe.
[ ] I’ve been to Florida.

• Experiences •

[ ] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[X] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[X] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[X] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[X] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[X] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I’ve been to a casino.
[ ] I’ve been skydiving.
[X] I’ve gone skinny-dipping. (onsen!  <3)
[ ] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I’ve crashed a car.
[X] I’ve been skiing.
[X] I’ve been in a musical (several)
[X] I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.  (TT_TT someday...)
[X] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[X] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[X] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[X] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, God said 'let there be lips!' and there were, and they were good.)
[X] I’ve eaten Sushi.
[X] I’ve been snowboarding.

• Relationships •

[X] I’m single. *sigh*
[ ] I’m in a relationship.
[ ] I’m engaged.
[ ] I’m married.
[X] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I’ve gotten divorced.
[ ] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[ ] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

• Honesty / Crime •

[X] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. (probably, at some point...)
[X] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[X] I’ve snuck out.
[X] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[X] I’ve ran a red light.
[ ] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[X] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[ ] I’ve been arrested.

• Death and Suicide •

[X] I’m afraid of dying.
[X] I hate funerals.
[X] I’ve seen someone / something dying.
[X] Someone close to me has attempted / committed suicide.
[X] I’ve planned my own suicide before.
[ ] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

• Materialism •

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime / manga.
[ ] I own designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collected comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[X] I own something I got on E-Bay. (<3 ebay)
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie

• Random •

[X] I can sing well.
[ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily
[X] I watch the news. (if the Daily Show and Colbert Report count)
[ ] I don’t kill bugs
[X] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[X] I twirl my hair.
[X] I care about grammar.
[ ] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
[ ] I love spam.
[ ] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
[X] I bake well.
[X] My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
[X] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS..
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[X] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I like white chocolate.
[X] I bite my nails.
[X] I’m good at remembering faces.
[ ] I’m good at remembering names.
[ ] I’m good at remembering dates.
[ ] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[X] All my answers were totally honest
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Old News...

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...is what my last journal entry was.  Which is why I got sick of looking at it on my profile and decided to finally post this - more old news!  This is a ancient meme that I once filled out and never posted... and posting a meme is something I haven't done in a while, so enjoy!


THE AWESOMENESS MEME
Rules: put an X between the ( ) next to each thing which you've already done at some point in your life.  At the end, count up your total to find out how awesome you are!

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette (eew, no)
(X) Smoked A Cigar (peach flavored!)
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone (I'd never do that)
(X) Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5

Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class (intentionally AND unintentionally!)
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die (my cat... in my arms)
SO FAR: 8

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your dA Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking (XD no, but my friend did... mac and cheese NOT a good pre-drinking contest meal choice)
SO FAR: 9

Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi (conveyorbelt style FTW!!!)
(X) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone Through Internet (sadly no TT_TT)
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit (technically not... but the train home from Tokyo Disney and the front line of the Tuchux charge shoukd count.)
SO FAR: 11

Level 6
(X) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have (if fictional characters are included... XP)
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 16

Level 7
(X) Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
(X) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 21

Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 26

Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
(X) Felt An Earthquake (Great Tohoku - 5th largest in recorded history... I was in Tokyo at the time)
(X) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 24

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 22

Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 31

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (Americone Dream... <3)
(X) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 33

Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
(X) Pole Danced (MAYPOLE FTW)
(X) Questioned Your Heart
(X) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 38

Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(X) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 42

Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (the night shift cashier at Sheetz HATES me... also, yen.)
SO FAR: 47

Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (...probably at some point...)
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(X) Kissed In The Rain (ON A BEACH!  TOP THAT!!)
SO FAR: 50

Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (he wrote back)
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 54

Level 19
(X) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People (...that... sounds... AWESOME.)
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading (I don't know how!  TT_TT)
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (...)
SO FAR: 56

Level 20
(X) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge (...someday...)
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" (all too often)
( ) Swam With Dolphins (...someday...)
SO FAR: 58

Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes (a spoon)
(X) Kicked A Fish (dead fish... I wanted to put my towel where its body was)
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (can you say crossplay?)
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 62

Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs (out the car window on the highway under a bridge... X3)
(X) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel (I'm the cartwheel master, baby!)
(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours (I used up three phones worth of batteries)
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about (every night)
SO FAR: 66

Level 23
(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree (state fruit of NY! there's nothing better than applepicking in fall)
(X) Climbed A Tree (the apple tree... X3)
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House (hand built)
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (I feel like I shouldn't be docked an X for bravery... also, speaking of which, I grew up watching X-Files... nothing scares me)
SO FAR: 69 (teehee, I'm so mature...)

Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts (still do, always will)
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (NEVER.)
(X) Gone Streaking (sort of...?)
(X) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 74

Level 25
(X) Played Chicken
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone (<3 Milk... and as a result, no broken bones!)
(X) Been Easily Amused (story of my life)
SO FAR: 77

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later (I wish...)
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 80

Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone (creek night... XP)
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test (the only way to pass highschool Latin)
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(X) Gone Skinny Dipping (onsens TOTALLY count)
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 85

Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
(X) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
(X) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 89

Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(X) Licked A Cat (I had to return the favor!)
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 94

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires (...soon...)
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(X) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 98


0-10:Go Outside
11-20:Get a Life
21-30:Loser
31-40:Loner
41-50:You have friends?!?!?
51-60:Your kinda sorta kewl.
61-70:Ill hang w/ u
71-80:Mr. Cool
81-90: Dude, ur sweet!
91-100:Freakin awesome! (I'm freakin awesome! I already knew... but thanks! 83)
101-110:Woah!
111-119: Holy crap, you belong in a hospital!
120: Corpse
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