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...is what my last journal entry was.  Which is why I got sick of looking at it on my profile and decided to finally post this - more old news!  This is a ancient meme that I once filled out and never posted... and posting a meme is something I haven't done in a while, so enjoy!


THE AWESOMENESS MEME
Rules: put an X between the ( ) next to each thing which you've already done at some point in your life.  At the end, count up your total to find out how awesome you are!

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette (eew, no)
(X) Smoked A Cigar (peach flavored!)
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone (I'd never do that)
(X) Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5

Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class (intentionally AND unintentionally!)
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die (my cat... in my arms)
SO FAR: 8

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your dA Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking (XD no, but my friend did... mac and cheese NOT a good pre-drinking contest meal choice)
SO FAR: 9

Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi (conveyorbelt style FTW!!!)
(X) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone Through Internet (sadly no TT_TT)
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit (technically not... but the train home from Tokyo Disney and the front line of the Tuchux charge shoukd count.)
SO FAR: 11

Level 6
(X) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have (if fictional characters are included... XP)
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 16

Level 7
(X) Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
(X) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 21

Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 26

Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
(X) Felt An Earthquake (Great Tohoku - 5th largest in recorded history... I was in Tokyo at the time)
(X) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 24

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 22

Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 31

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (Americone Dream... <3)
(X) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 33

Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
(X) Pole Danced (MAYPOLE FTW)
(X) Questioned Your Heart
(X) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 38

Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(X) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 42

Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (the night shift cashier at Sheetz HATES me... also, yen.)
SO FAR: 47

Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (...probably at some point...)
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(X) Kissed In The Rain (ON A BEACH!  TOP THAT!!)
SO FAR: 50

Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (he wrote back)
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 54

Level 19
(X) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People (...that... sounds... AWESOME.)
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading (I don't know how!  TT_TT)
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (...)
SO FAR: 56

Level 20
(X) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge (...someday...)
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" (all too often)
( ) Swam With Dolphins (...someday...)
SO FAR: 58

Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes (a spoon)
(X) Kicked A Fish (dead fish... I wanted to put my towel where its body was)
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (can you say crossplay?)
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 62

Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs (out the car window on the highway under a bridge... X3)
(X) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel (I'm the cartwheel master, baby!)
(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours (I used up three phones worth of batteries)
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about (every night)
SO FAR: 66

Level 23
(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree (state fruit of NY! there's nothing better than applepicking in fall)
(X) Climbed A Tree (the apple tree... X3)
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House (hand built)
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (I feel like I shouldn't be docked an X for bravery... also, speaking of which, I grew up watching X-Files... nothing scares me)
SO FAR: 69 (teehee, I'm so mature...)

Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts (still do, always will)
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (NEVER.)
(X) Gone Streaking (sort of...?)
(X) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 74

Level 25
(X) Played Chicken
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone (<3 Milk... and as a result, no broken bones!)
(X) Been Easily Amused (story of my life)
SO FAR: 77

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later (I wish...)
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 80

Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone (creek night... XP)
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test (the only way to pass highschool Latin)
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(X) Gone Skinny Dipping (onsens TOTALLY count)
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 85

Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
(X) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
(X) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 89

Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(X) Licked A Cat (I had to return the favor!)
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 94

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires (...soon...)
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(X) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 98


0-10:Go Outside
11-20:Get a Life
21-30:Loser
31-40:Loner
41-50:You have friends?!?!?
51-60:Your kinda sorta kewl.
61-70:Ill hang w/ u
71-80:Mr. Cool
81-90: Dude, ur sweet!
91-100:Freakin awesome! (I'm freakin awesome! I already knew... but thanks! 83)
101-110:Woah!
111-119: Holy crap, you belong in a hospital!
120: Corpse
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